I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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