dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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