I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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