Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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