idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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