Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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