So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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