she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she looked like the before picture.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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