what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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