One girl and one boy is just not enough.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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