is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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