I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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