She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just invented taco cereal.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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