I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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