no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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