Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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