smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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