Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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