There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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