Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I got inside last night via doggy door
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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