haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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