Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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