what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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