OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
