do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
two words...techno handjob
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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