you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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