I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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