Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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