oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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