Small penises have feelings too.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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