Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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