I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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