You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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