hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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