Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
How naked do you want me to be?
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