Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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