Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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