My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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