People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Non-Jews are for practice
it was like eating out sand paper
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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