there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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