oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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