I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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