Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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