It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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