I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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