she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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