that's an acceptable place to lick
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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