Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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