this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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