Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
wow bdsm is so cute
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