This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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