just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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