Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So drunk its hurt
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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